Dear Henry

I just saw you and your craaaazy wife Terry on The Amazing Race Asia tonight. I'm so glad you weren't eliminated despite your coming in last at the South Korean pit stop. That being said, however, I still hope that you will take a long, hard look at your teammate and finally make the decision to continue on your great Swan Paddleboat Journey without her. This is without prejudice to nationality, gender, or voice projection--she's just nasty! And never mind the choked-up exposition of her self-esteem issues. Hello? That woman's a piece of work. The Filipino audience sympathizes with you and hopes you bust out soon. Or at least sign up for some serious counselling. :(