I’m Stalling

Now let us turn our attention to the Dull Men’s Club, a website where self-proclaimed “dull men” can interact, “free from pressures to be in and trendy.” You’ll discover that November is “National Fig Month” in the UK, see photos of garden sheds across England, check out the Pylon of the Month, and find out which airport baggage carousels in the world run clockwise or counter- (all data submitted by eager members). My favorite entry: “How does a dull man manage to survive all the cold beer, warm waters, and hot women of Santa Catarina, Brazil?” (in a nutshell: cricket-spotting).

“Dear sirs..I would like to apply as honorary member...”